Thursday 14 March 2013

Hollow


Hollow

Empty horror

Deep in the heart of the Suffolk countryside, by a ruined monastery, stands the shell of an ugly, twisted tree, cursed by an ancient evil which seduces seemingly happy, loving couples into committing suicide by hanging themselves from its branches. 

When Emma (Emily Plumtree), her fiancĂ© Scott (Matt Stokoe), her best friend James (Sam Stockman) and his new girlfriend Lynne (Jessica Ellerby) decide to spend a weekend in the country at her dead grandfather’s (He used to be the local priest!  Ahhhhh!) cottage they become fascinated by tales of the local suicide spot and start questioning the locals (well the new priest and a fisherman anyway) about the legends, the obsessive James filming everything with his video camera. 

But when the power fails at the farm, the group’s increasingly drunken and coke-fuelled revelries expose uncomfortable home truths (James has always loved Emma, Scott’s an obnoxious philanderer, Lynne’s a bit slutty, Emma weeps more than a drunk, 30-something singleton watching Beaches alone on Valentine’s Day) that threaten to destroy them…  

Another week, another mediocre low-budget, found footage horror film full of British soap actors squealing hysterically and jumping at shadows while running around a field in Suffolk in the middle of the night.  Starring refugees from Hollyoaks and Holby City, Hollow is everything you expect it to be from its tension-destroying opening where a police spokesman tells us that the bodies of four young people were found hanging from the tree, thus eradicating any reason to watch the film, through to its murky climax where the four are assailed by an unseen force that manages never to be caught on camera.  A mediocre exercise in futility, Hollow offers no surprises other than the fact filmmakers are still aping The Blair Witch Project by making these soulless, pedestrian, found footage films.              

David Watson
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Genre:
Thriller
Language:
English
Runtime:
1 hour 31 minutes (approx.)
Certificate:
15
Rating:
1/5
UK Cinema Release Date:
Friday 25th January

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