Sightseers
Road
to Nowhere
Tina
(co-writer Alice Lowe) has led something of a sheltered life. Now in her thirties and still living at home with her
elderly, infirm mother in the Midlands, she’s just
entered into a relationship with new boyfriend Chris (co-writer Steve Oram) and he’s determined to show
her his world – by taking her on an idyllic caravanning holiday sightseeing
around the North of England and showing her all it’s wonders; the Crich Tramway
Village, Keswick Pencil Museum, Ribblehead Viaduct.
Unfortunately,
Chris has a few anger management issues and a tendency to murder at the drop of
a wooly bobble hat anyone who offends his sensibilities from litterbugs to
people with nicer caravans. The
complacent Tina’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer - her attempt at talking
dirty by telling Chris she’s not wearing knickers is spoiled by her wearing
tights, her idea of sexy lingerie is a crotchless knitted bra and pants set –
but, when she discovers Chris is a serial killer, she stands by her man first
rationalising his murders then playing an active part, the bodies mounting up
and their relationship deteriorating as they tour England’s beauty spots.
Smug
and nowhere near as funny as it thinks it is, Ben Wheatley’s follow-up to
Satanic hit man thriller Kill List is closer to his vastly over-rated
gangster debut Down Terrace, a pikey Sopranos by way of Mike Leigh. Written by its actors (with additional
input from Wheatley’s wife and producer Amy Jump), Sightseers has that suffocating, pleased
with itself feel you always get with films where the actors have been allowed
to “improv” at the expense of the script.
Chris
and Tina are a pair of grotesques; horrific wool-knitted caricatures with
comedy Midlands accents rather than actual characters. They’re not people, they’re a ragbag of
actors tics, an escaped sketch show.
One moment Chris is murdering someone because they’re an ill-mannered
litterbug, the next he’s smashing in the head of a walker who asks Tina to
scoop the poop of the dog he’s stolen for her. There’s no consistency to the
characters or to the script, and certainly no development.
Sure,
the brutally comic killings and some of the dialogue are sporadically funny and
will make you bark with laughter but the film feels half-baked. It’s episodic, runs out of steam around
the halfway mark and is reduced to ridiculous sight gags (a sad Tina writing a
postcard with a giant 4-foot pencil at the Keswick Pencil Museum). It’s nasty
without being clever enough to be a satire. It’s funny without being hilarious, has horror movie elements
but never quite convinces. After
the first murder nothing much really happens. They steal a dog and kill a couple more ciphers. Sightseers is a film where nothing is at
stake and nothing matters. The
protagonists aren’t particularly likeable and the only thing you care less
about than them is their victims who are barely even thumbnail sketches. You don’t give a shit about them, why
should you? Wheatley and his team
don’t, why should you?
Sightseers, like the holiday it depicts,
is violent, amusing and ultimately a little boring.
David Watson
Directed by:
Written by:
Produced by:
Starring:
Genre:
Comedy
Language:
English
Runtime:
1 hour 28
minutes
Certificate:
15
Rating:
3/5
UK
Release Date:
Friday
30th November
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