Undefeated
Do
you remember which film won this year’s Academy Award for Best Documentary
Feature? Was it the harrowing,
heartbreaking Hell And Back Again, Danfung Dennis’ stunning portrait of a
crippled Afghan War veteran trying to adjust to life back home while nursing
the physical and psychological scars of the West’s Forever War on Terror? Was it Pina, Wim Wenders’ stunning,
groundbreaking 3D documentary about the late contemporary dance choreographer
Pina Bausch? Maybe Paradise Lost 3, the third in a series of
films which fought for and eventually won the freedom of the West Memphis
Three, victims of one of the USA’s worst miscarriages of justice? How about If A Tree Falls: A Story Of The
Earth Liberation Front which explores the grey areas between environmental activism and
eco-terrorism?
No
folks, none of these intelligent, groundbreaking, harrowing, heartbreaking,
important movies were deemed worthy of the Oscar by the Academy of Motion
Picture Arts and Sciences.
Instead, displaying the kind of wisdom that saw an idiot Ivy Leaguer
living out his cowboy fantasies elected President TWICE not to mention the
release of a fourth Pirates Of The Caribbean movie, the Academy bestowed the little
gold man on Undefeated, a simplistic, pedestrian,
feel-good affair, as treacly as molasses, which chronicles the trials of an
underdog Memphis high school football team, the Manassas Tigers, as they try to
make it to the Tennessee State Championships. And, perversely, it’s hitting UK cinemas right in the middle
of some minor sporting event going on in London, just when its likely potential
audience is liable to be knocking one out in front of the synchronised
swimming.
Like
practically every feel-good fictional sports movie you’ve ever seen, Undefeated is yet another tale of a
middle class, middle aged, white parental substitute, in this case Coach Bill
Courtney in the Sandra Bullock role, trying to save the po’ black kids of
Memphis from ghetto life with the help of God and football. It’s no surprise that the Weinsteins
and Diddy are already working on a purely fictional dramatic remake; the film
already feels like scripted reality, its protagonists cliched characters. There’s the thick but gifted player
whose only way out of the ghetto, winning a college scholarship, is jeapordised
by his lack of academic ability, forcing him to move in with his white
assistant coach and family who tutor him and help him pass his exams. There’s the straight-A student whose
college career is threatened by a crippling injury which may mean he might
NEVER PLAY FOOTBALL AGAIN! There’s
the bad boy with anger issues, just out of juvie hall, for whom football may
just offer a last shot at redemption.
And there’s Coach Courtney himself, a middle aged, middle class
businessman with daddy abandonment issues who spouts self-help mantras and is
determined to make a difference!
If
one moment defines Courtney’s view of the world and himself, it’s when he
confides: “You think football builds character? It does not.
Football reveals character.”
So does judicious editing dude.
No matter how you dress it up, no matter how many slow-motion action
scenes you have in the rain or how many sub-Aaron Sorkin inspirational speeches
you cram in, ultimately, it’s just a game.
David Watson
Directed by:
Produced by:
Starring:
Genre:
Documentary
Language:
English
Runtime:
1 hour 53
minutes
Certificate:
12a
Rating:
2/5
Release
date:
3rd
August 2012
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